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Letter to Meganekko Tsundere Loli-chan

April 12, 2010

Aintaer: It’s too late
Aintaer: I know you
Aintaer: You will one day, through scheming or through your own free will, dress up as a loli
CC: what do you mean it’s too late
Aintaer: The seeds have already been planted
CC: what
Aintaer: and after a germination period, you will feel strange desire to dress in black thigh-highs and skirts.
CC: …
Aintaer: what are you denying this
CC: I AM NOT TSUNDERE
CC: I SWEAR
Aintaer: Are you saying you don’t wish it
Aintaer: See you’re already being tsundere
CC: AM NOT
CC: I refuse to agree to any of this
Aintaer: You don’t have to agree
Aintaer: You just have to fail to disagree
CC: dammit
CC: how did I get here
CC: where did it all go wrong

And so commenced a month-long campaign of psychological manipulation and hunting through the urban taigas of Soho. You thought it couldn’t be done; you thought I would give up.

Can't spell loli without lol

You were wrong.

Have a good year in Italy.
Your bestest friend, Aintaer

Even more uses for Condoms

Looks like further work has been done in the field of alternate condom usage.

Microsoft’s Last Trick

In light of the hemorrhaging market share of Microsoft’s Internet Explorer browser, soon Microsoft will be scrambling to ‘stem the tide’, ‘cauterize the wound’, or ‘spank the monkey’. This leads me to think that they can always rely on Good-Ol’-American Patriotism for the market share at home by renaming all their products to “Freedom”.

Observe:

  • Freedom Explorer
  • Freedom Visual Studio
  • FreedomBox 360
  • Freedom Windows
  • Freedom Flight Simulator
  • Freedom Word
  • Freedom Live
  • Freedom Outlook
  • Freedom Paint
  • Freedom Access

I know I would buy four copies of Freedom Access. I love accessing my Freedom. Oh but wait, there’s also:

  • Freedom Bob

:(

Google’s Webgemony

You sit down in front of the computer.

You open up Google Chrome, go to Google Mail to check your e-mail. While there, you find your friends on Google Chat and they request some pictures. So you use Google Desktop to search for those pictures. When you find them, you remembered you wanted to look up that shop in the picture so you head to Google Maps and use Google Streetview to look through the neighborhood. After all that’s done, you progress to Google News to find out what’s going on in the world, Google Reader to keep up with your feeds, Google Images to find cute pictures of bunnies, Google Calendar to schedule your day, only to find out you need to call your friend in Europe so you have Google Voice connect your call…

It is virtually impossible to avoid Google in life now, its services being so pervasive and easy to use that in a few short years Google has gone from simply a search provider to an entire Internet experience provider. Google’s hegemony on the net and its ability to make money has allowed the company to grow beyond the confines of the Internet into other businesses: merchant transactions, browsers, operating systems. And in all Google’s offerings, one overarching goal unites them. Push toward a web-based world.

It is clear to see why. Google’s dominance on the web is undeniable, and every step we take toward a web-based society, with data stored on the Internet, is a step that Google is eager to pave a path for so that it can index that data, parse that data, and ultimately sell ads based on that data.

Because of this business model, Google can always be counted on to push for a more open Internet, standardized Internet, free Internet. And it would never “become evil” because it is one of the first companies to realize that community goodwill is a resource, and has spent time cultivating this resource until it has received almost a subconscious cult-following. But sooner or later, we must come to realize that what Google is pushing for, and what we are slowly training ourselves to depends on, is one fact.

Google is Internet.

No matter how benevolent the organization, how strong its ethics, there remains something fundamentally flawed to trusting all services to a single, for-profit vendor. Recently a Google SSL certificate snafu disabled secure connections to all Google services. Suddenly I was unable to chat through Google Chat. Though I had other means, such as AIM, the Web-as-Google future would not be so fortunate.

Cloud computing, the social web, and software-as-a-service are all pushes for a usage pattern that stresses the Internet more than just as a content delivery platform, but a complete computing platform, a lifestyle platform. Under such a platform, the focus would be moved away from the hardware device. The device with which you access the Internet becomes almost inconsequential as your storage has moved to the network, your software has moved to the network, and indeed, your entire identity has moved to the network. And it is this future that Google is primed for.

By relinquishing control over technology to the network, we are in essence giving up control over what makes us individuals for what makes us a community. It is not a dystopia we head toward, and Google is not the next “Evil Corp,” but at a point, we must determine for ourselves how much is ‘we’ and how much is ‘me.’

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