Being inspired by Ironic Sans, I have come up with some other font ideas.
- Times New Greek: like the Roman variant but with more pederasty.
- Tacoma: similar to Tahoma, but will crash your computer irrecoverably if you type at a certain rhythm.
- Sebastien: the crabbier version of Arial.
- Millennium Gothic: impractical due to being ten times the size of Century Gothic.
- AOL Instant Courier: unused because it always comes out as neon pink Comic Sans telling people to look at your pix.
- Garados: evolved from Garamond at level 20. Learns Dragon Rage.
- Onager MS: in the same class as Trebuchet MS but uses torsion-powered kerning.
- Hallucida Sans Unicode: its got trippy code points all over, despite all of them changing and tasting like purple. Also, U+262D is a unicorn and U+2363 can kiss my ass.
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