So in my recent internet scouring, I have come across a massive condom discount, on the order of 100 for $12. Now I’m not in a position to fully make use of this offer, but some of you might. After all, an average of one per 3.65 days is required to fill the year with uh… activities, and that is not an unreasonable rate, considering the shelf-life of latex condoms is around 5 years.
For those without a 2P with whom one may share this multiplayer experience (hot-seat only; if anybody knows of an online multiplayer solution, please contact asap), here are 20 secondary uses for your dozen-dollar hundred-count:
- Water bag
- Balloon
- Rubber band
- Surgical tubing
- Garrote
- String for a bow
- Waterproof small electronics cover
- Ropemaking
- Personal floatation device
- Hair ribbon
- Bow tie
- Bling
- Individual fingerprint mask/finger glove
- Sausage casing
- Temporary fishbowl
- Permanent fishbowl
- Disposable test tube
- Hypoxic rebreather
- Popsicle mold
- Nuclear waste containment
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21. Makeshift bikini top
22. Hamster cage trampoline
23. Kitten stockings
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